Cat Before You Hug Me Don’t Shirt
The Cat Before You Hug Me Don’t Shirt rule to remember is: children, although small, are certainly not stupid. I think the first thing is to try remember it is not your party and certainly not the adult’s party. Base your actions on what a 5 or 6 year old would expect from Santa. Always, always, always stay in character. Don’t try and sneak out for a smoke (of anything) or a drink. They will either see you or catch a wiff of whatever you tried to sneak on your breath. If you can’t do with out for a couple of hours, you have a bigger problem than I can solve. Limit yourself to cookies and a big glass of milk. Watch your outfit. I remember my son pointing out that Santa must be me because we were wearing the same type of wrist watch. Kids are very observant, especially when Santa makes a guest appearance. They want to remember everything, and they will remember the smallest detail.
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