blowtee: Trending Roman Reigns Acknowledge Your Tribal Chief T shirt

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

Friend’s wife handled marketing for the Trending Roman Reigns Acknowledge Your Tribal Chief T shirt, and so 3 of us got them before they were Live. One of us had to go home because he was puking blood, and the other 2 of us suffered through the worst stomach pain. It felt like Mike Tyson wrapped barbed wire around his glove and was trying to escape my stomach. You ever in so much pain you just need to take a walk? For like 45 minutes? Because if you sit in a chair one fucking second longer you just fucking kill yourself to stop the pain? I drank a whole bottle of Pepto and it did fuck-all. That’s when I knew I had made a mistake. Pain I can handle. Pain that just doesn’t stop is mentally debilitating.

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