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I tried to be a good girl but then the bonfire was lit and there was beer shirt

My wife and I recently adopted a new policy for I tried to be a good girl but then the bonfire was lit and there was beer shirt. We now celebrate the First Oh Well at Christmastime (I think we are coming up on our third or fourth First Oh Well this year. We make it as easy as possible, and if our entertaining plans go awry, such as overcooked food, spills, broken toys, crying, etc. we say, “Oh Well!” Oh, and we don’t invite family members because they stress us out. We only invite our devoted friends who make us laugh and who don’t judge us. The worst party I ever saw was in the social hall of the Upper East Side church (NYC) that I attend. I only saw the setup. This was a typical “keeping up with the Jones’s” affair. It was for a 2 year old. There was a long table set up with favors and helium balloons tied to every chair. They had arranged for a clown/magician/balloon artist. There was a face painter and temporary tatoos. There was an inflatable bouncy castle. No, make that two bouncy castles, because as I walked through, the mother was on the phone with the entertainment company telling them to send another one because this one wasn’t big enough to fill the room. They also had a pony coming to give rides.

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